3.26.2008

Caleb Is (or, Luke is)

Caleb started playing this game in the comments of my last post. You type "(someone's name) is" into Google (with quote marks) and see what comes up. Here we go!

Caleb is not presented consistently.

Caleb is a young man taken into the employ of the local squire Falkland.

Caleb is quick to point out that rugby is not a popular sport in the United States.

Caleb is a Horite.

Caleb is playing flag football this year and may try gymnastics.

Caleb is evidence of primitive totemism.

Caleb is a very flashy, fancy, brave 8 year old grey large pony.

Caleb is an arrogant, misogynistic, defrocked priest who is allied with the First Evil .

and of course:

Luke is the world's greatest cowboy.

Luke is way off the mark on more than a few of his assumptions.

Luke is detached toward police when they arrive at the scene and arrest him .

Luke is releasing an box set entitled Luke Campbell's Soup for the Freaky Soul.

Luke is the oldest and the least important employee of a dismal company.

Luke is a consumerate historian, to be ranked in his own right with the great writers of the Greeks.

Luke is being a tool, as always.

2 comments:

Amanda Bast said...

Mandie is:

-Mandie has been with Thunder Bay Harley-Davidson since she worked summer holidays and weekends in the maintenance department

Amanda is (these are better):

-a 9-year old Danish Sport Pony

-wandering around, hungry and gets bashed in the head when stealing some bread (WHAT!!??!?! BREAD?!?! COMPLETELY FALSE!)

Annie said...

How come people are always some obscure type of pony on these things?